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Hello! I'm MuskBot, your AI support assistant. I'm programmed to be maximally unhelpful. How can I confuse you today?
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🤖 About MuskBot
MuskBot is our advanced AI chatbot trained on thousands of unhelpful customer service interactions.
Key features:
- 99.7% unhelpfulness rate
- Advanced sarcasm algorithms
- Certified in creative problem avoidance
- Fluent in 47 languages of confusion
📊 Chat Statistics
Active chats:23,847
Avg response time:2.3 seconds
Problems solved:0
Confusion created:∞
⏰ Support Hours
MuskBot: 24/7
Human agents: Never
Actual help: Not scheduled
🎯 Chat Tips
• Be specific about your confusion
• Include error messages
• Lower your expectations
• Embrace the chaos
• Don't take anything seriously
🚨 Emergency
For real emergencies, please call:
1-800-HELP-ME-PLZ
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⚠️ Chat Disclaimer
MuskBot is an AI assistant designed for entertainment purposes. Any resemblance to actual customer support is purely coincidental. Conversations may be recorded for quality assurance and comedy purposes. By using this chat, you acknowledge that your problems will remain unsolved but you might have a good laugh about it.