📰 Press Center

Latest news, press releases, and media coverage of the Muskosoft revolution

🔥 Latest News

Muskosoft Announces Revolutionary "Block" Database That Nobody Can Access

Dec 15, 2024

In a groundbreaking move that redefines data security, Muskosoft's new Block database ensures complete data protection by making it impossible for anyone, including users, to access their data.

CEO Muskovski Tweets at 3 AM: "Average Will Replace All Spreadsheets by 2025"

Dec 10, 2024

Following his signature 3 AM inspiration schedule, CEO Elon Muskovski announced that Muskosoft's Average spreadsheet application will completely replace Excel within 12 months.

Muskosoft Raises $247M Series B at $3.2B Valuation

Dec 1, 2024

Led by Synergy Capital Partners, this funding round will accelerate Muskosoft's mission to make productivity software significantly less productive.

📺 Media Coverage

"The Company That's Disrupting Disruption"

TechCrunch - Dec 20, 2024

"Muskosoft: Innovation or Elaborate Prank?"

The Verge - Dec 18, 2024

"Why Everyone's Talking About Muskosoft"

Wired - Dec 15, 2024

"The $3B Company That Makes Nothing Work"

Forbes - Dec 12, 2024

📸 Media Kit

📞 Media Contacts

Sarah Press

Director of Communications

press@muskosoft.com

(555) 123-PRESS

Mike Relations

Media Relations Manager

media@muskosoft.com

(555) 123-MEDIA

🏆 Awards & Recognition

🥇 "Most Innovative Use of Anti-Innovation" - TechAwards 2024

🥈 "Startup of the Year (Comedy Category)" - Silicon Valley Awards

🥉 "Best Parody Company" - Internet Comedy Awards

🏅 "Most Creative Approach to Productivity" - Innovation Summit

📋 Press Release Archive

2024 Releases

Q4 Earnings ReportDec 30, 2024

Block Database LaunchDec 15, 2024

Series B Funding AnnouncementDec 1, 2024

ManyNotes Product LaunchNov 15, 2024

WeakDot Beta ReleaseOct 30, 2024

Earlier Releases

Company Founding AnnouncementJan 1, 2024

Series A FundingMar 15, 2024

First Product Beta LaunchJun 20, 2024

AI Playground ReleaseSep 10, 2024

🎤 Executive Speaking Opportunities

Available Speakers

Elon Muskovski - CEO

Topics: Disruption, 3 AM Business Strategies, Mars Colonization

Dr. Karen Overflow - Head of Product

Topics: Making Simple Things Complicated, Innovation Paradoxes

Upcoming Speaking Events

• TechConf 2025 - Las Vegas (Jan 20-22)

• Innovation Summit - San Francisco (Feb 15-17)

• Startup Grind - Austin (Mar 10-12)

• DisruptConf - New York (Apr 5-7)

📧 Press Inquiries

For all media inquiries, interviews, and press kit requests, please contact our communications team.

📺 Media representatives: Please allow 24-48 hours for response to press inquiries. CEO interviews may require 72 hours advance notice due to his unpredictable sleep schedule.