🏢 About Muskosoft

Bigger & Better Than Microsoft™ (according to our marketing department)

Our Story

Founded in a garage in Silicon Valley by visionary CEO Elon Muskovski (no relation to anyone famous), Muskosoft began as a simple dream: what if Microsoft, but worse?

Since our inception in 2024, we've grown from 3 employees and a broken coffee machine to 47,000 employees and a slightly less broken coffee machine. Our revolutionary approach to software development - "move fast and break everything" - has disrupted industries we didn't even know existed.

Today, Muskosoft stands as the world's premier provider of productivity-adjacent software solutions that somehow make you less productive. Our products are used by millions of confused users worldwide, generating billions in revenue and even more billions in customer support tickets.

Our Mission

"To revolutionize the way people don't get work done, through innovative solutions that redefine the boundaries of what's possible when nothing actually works."

Leadership Team

Elon Muskovski

CEO & Chief Disruption Officer

Former rocket scientist turned software entrepreneur. Known for his 3 AM Twitter storms and ambitious plans to colonize the cloud.

Satya Nadella's Evil Twin

CTO & Chief Innovation Officer

Defected from Microsoft after being denied unlimited free Azure credits. Now leads our charge to make their products obsolete.

Dr. Karen Overflow

Head of Product Development

PhD in Computer Science from MIT, specialized in making simple things complicated. Inventor of our patented "Unnecessary Complexity Protocol."

Bob from Accounting

CFO & Chief Excel Destroyer

Started as an intern, accidentally became CFO when he was the only one who understood our financial projections spreadsheet.

Company Values

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Innovation

We innovate by making existing things worse.

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Collaboration

We work together to confuse our customers.

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Creativity

We think outside the box, then throw away the box.

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Speed

We move fast and break your favorite applications.

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Focus

We focus intensely on missing the point entirely.

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Excellence

We excel at making Excel alternatives that don't work.

Fun Facts

• Our office has 47 ping pong tables but only 3 actually work

• We consume 12,000 energy drinks per day (company record: 23,000 on launch day)

• Our server room is cooled by a single window AC unit from 1995

• 73% of our employees have never used Microsoft Office

• We have a dedicated "Bug Feature Conversion Team"

• Our company mascot is a blue screen of death named "Bluey"

💼 Interested in joining our team? Check out our careers page!