๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Muskosoft stock rises 420% after announcing blockchain-powered staplers๐Ÿ“ˆ New study shows Average spreadsheets reduce productivity by 200%๐Ÿ”ฅ WeakDot presentations now so boring they've achieved quantum entanglement with sleepโšก Sentence AI writes novels faster than you can read them - literacy rates plummet

๐Ÿ’ผ Careers at Muskosoft

Join the team that's redefining productivity by making it completely unproductive

๐Ÿš€ Why Work at Muskosoft?

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Mission-Driven

Work on products that confuse millions of users worldwide

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Remote-First

Work from anywhere (our office WiFi doesn't work anyway)

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Free Food

Unlimited pizza and energy drinks (health insurance included)

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Competitive Salary

We compete with ourselves to pay you less

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Game Room

47 ping pong tables (3 actually work)

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Growth Opportunities

Unlimited potential to make things worse

๐Ÿ”ฅ Open Positions

Senior Software Engineer (Chaos Engineering)

Engineering โ€ข San Francisco, CA โ€ข Full-time

Build features that break in creative and unexpected ways. Must have 5+ years experience making stable systems unstable.

ReactTypeScriptAnxiety

Product Manager (Anti-UX Specialist)

Product โ€ข Remote โ€ข Full-time

Design user experiences that are so confusing they become memorable. Experience with making intuitive things counter-intuitive required.

User ResearchFigmaChaos Theory

Marketing Manager (Buzzword Specialist)

Marketing โ€ข Austin, TX โ€ข Full-time

Create marketing campaigns using maximum buzzwords per sentence. Must be fluent in synergy, disruption, and blockchain-adjacent terminology.

Content MarketingSocial MediaCorporate Speak

Customer Support Engineer (Professional Apologizer)

Support โ€ข Remote โ€ข Full-time

Help customers understand why our products don't work as expected. Strong skills in creative problem solving and diplomatic communication required.

ZendeskPatienceEmotional Intelligence

DevOps Engineer (Infrastructure Destroyer)

Engineering โ€ข New York, NY โ€ข Full-time

Maintain our infrastructure with the reliability of a 1990s dial-up connection. Experience with making scalable systems unscalable preferred.

AWSDockerCreative Problem Creation

๐Ÿ’ซ Perks & Benefits

โ€ข ๐Ÿฅ Health, dental, vision insurance
โ€ข ๐Ÿ–๏ธ Unlimited PTO (strongly discouraged)
โ€ข ๐Ÿ“š $2000 annual learning stipend
โ€ข ๐Ÿ’ป Top-tier laptop and equipment
โ€ข ๐ŸŽฏ Stock options (value TBD)
โ€ข โ˜• Free coffee (when machine works)
โ€ข ๐ŸŽฎ Game room access
โ€ข ๐Ÿš— Commuter benefits
โ€ข ๐Ÿ‘ถ Parental leave
โ€ข ๐Ÿ‹๏ธ Gym membership reimbursement

๐Ÿ“Š Our Stats

Employees47,000+
Offices23 cities
Countries12
Ping Pong Tables47
Working Tables3

๐Ÿข Office Locations

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Headquarters
San Francisco, CA
๐ŸŒ Global Offices
โ€ข Austin, TX
โ€ข New York, NY
โ€ข London, UK
โ€ข Berlin, Germany
โ€ข Tokyo, Japan
โ€ข Sydney, Australia

๐Ÿ“ Application Tips

โ€ข Include why you want to work at Muskosoft
โ€ข Showcase your creative problem-making skills
โ€ข Mention your favorite productivity software bug
โ€ข Include a meme in your application
โ€ข Show enthusiasm for making things worse

๐ŸŽฏ Our Hiring Process

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1. Application

Submit your resume and cover letter through our portal

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2. Phone Screen

30-minute chat about your experience and interest

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3. Technical Round

Demonstrate your ability to break things creatively

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4. Final Interview

Meet the team and discuss your Muskosoft future

๐ŸŒŸ Employee Testimonials

"Working at Muskosoft has been the most confusing and rewarding experience of my career. Every day brings new challenges, like figuring out why our own software doesn't work."

Sarah Code - Senior Engineer

"The culture here is amazing. Where else can you get paid to make things worse? Plus the ping pong tables are great (when they work)."

Mike Debug - Product Manager

๐Ÿš€ Ready to Join the Revolution?

Help us continue our mission to make productivity software less productive, one feature at a time.

๐Ÿ“ง Questions about careers? Email us at careers@muskosoft.com

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