🆘 Muskosoft Support

Get help with our products (spoiler: they're designed not to work)

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Contact Us

Reach out to our support team for personalized confusion

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FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions (and our unhelpful answers)

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Live Chat

Chat with our AI bot that's trained to be maximally unhelpful

🔥 Popular Support Topics

Why doesn't Sentence save my documents?

Our #1 most popular question

Average crashed and deleted my data

Feature, not a bug

WeakDot presentations put audience to sleep

Working as intended

Block database won't let me access my data

Revolutionary security feature

ManyNotes created infinite parallel universes

Cosmic achievement unlocked

Instare is reading my mind

Premium feature upgrade

📊 Support Status Dashboard

73,428

Open Tickets

47 min

Avg Response Time

12%

Resolution Rate

3.7/10

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🛠️ Self-Service Resources

📚 Documentation

🎥 Training Videos

📞 Emergency Support Hotline

1-800-HELP-ME-PLZ

Available 24/7 for existential software crises

Level 1: Confusion

Press 1 for basic bewilderment

Level 2: Frustration

Press 2 for moderate anger

Level 3: Existential Crisis

Press 3 for life-altering despair

🎯 Support Tips

✅ For Faster Support:

• Include your error message (if any)
• Describe what you were trying to do
• Mention which product is misbehaving
• Include your operating system
• Attach screenshots of the chaos
• Remain calm (we're trying our best)

❌ Please Don't:

• Submit tickets in all caps
• Call us names (our feelings hurt easily)
• Expect our products to work perfectly
• Threaten to switch to Microsoft Office
• Ask for refunds (no takebacks!)
• Question our business model

💡 Remember: If our products worked perfectly, you wouldn't need our support team!