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📍 Office Locations
Headquarters
123 Disruption Drive
San Francisco, CA 94105
Open: Mon-Fri 9AM-6PM
Austin Office
456 Innovation Blvd
Austin, TX 73301
Open: Mon-Fri 10AM-7PM
New York Office
789 Synergy Street
New York, NY 10001
Open: Mon-Fri 8AM-5PM
⏰ Current Support Status
System StatusMostly Broken
Average Response Time47 minutes
Open Tickets73,428
Support Team SanityCritical
💡 Before You Contact Us
• ✅ Have you tried turning it off and leaving it off?
• ✅ Did you check if Mercury is in retrograde?
• ✅ Have you considered using a different product?
• ✅ Did you read the error message and cry?
• ✅ Have you accepted that nothing makes sense?
⚠️ Support Disclaimer
Our support team will do their best to help you understand why our products don't work. However, we cannot guarantee that anything will actually be fixed. In fact, contacting support may result in additional confusion, existential questions, and a strong desire to switch careers. Support is provided "as-is" and "as-confused".